whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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DANA

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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