- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

This is not Will Smith.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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