Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Penis

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Slavery

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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lewis bedford

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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