- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Women rights..

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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