What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whoa! A talking carrot!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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