Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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potato

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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