Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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drugs.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why Because

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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penis

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