- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Dead babies.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Womens Rights.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Women's rights.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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