what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Womens rights.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Lebron Traveled

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So dont touch it

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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