- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Lacrosse

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

If life hands you lemons Take them

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

No joke.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Religion

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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