Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Pianca going ham

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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