- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Chocolate tastes good.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Fuck her

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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