- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What comes after "Q" R

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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