- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

A man walks into a bar.

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