LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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girls basketball

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The white guy did it!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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