- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's big? Jupiter.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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