Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Women's Rights

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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