a man walks into a bar and dies

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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9/11

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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