- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

I have an erection My mom!

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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