Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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i hate non minorities!

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Woman's Rights

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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