- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

The WNBA.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

whats up and also down? your mum

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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