- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How long is a china man?

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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