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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I'm HIV positive.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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