Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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whats annoying and black? black people

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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