Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Obama 2012

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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