Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Religion

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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