How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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