- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

YO FACE

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Try it Yourself »

did you stub your toe?

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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