roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

whats 69+2? 71

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

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