I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Nuneaton..

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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