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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

im gay because im gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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