Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

thumb_up thumb_down +199

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

thumb_up thumb_down +110

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -152

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops