Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Knock Knock Come in!

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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