Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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