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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Invisible Television.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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