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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Women's Rights

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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