Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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The horse said "nay."

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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