- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I am a real homosexual

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

jokes r dumb

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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