A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Justin Bieber

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Jasper sucks.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

cheese

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

...and I'm a Mormon.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

hi my name is? joe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

I don't get it

why did the man die? he got shot

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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