What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Grapefruit.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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