a black guy with rights in 1924

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Popsicles

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Kenny G

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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