knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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noodles

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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your mom

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Carlton

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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