Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Hitler

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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