Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Asians...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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