- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What do you call your mother? Mom.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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