- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Hi Adam,

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

A hayride would be fun.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

So a seal walks into a club...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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