- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

That's as gay as AIDS.

YOLO

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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