- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Erectile Dysfunction.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

your mom is so fat.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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