The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

i hate black people

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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