What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Penis chickens

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Heskey time.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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